"What can I do with this one, Aphrodite? *begins stabbing paper in frustration* IT WON'T - FLOW - PROPERLY! *stops stabbing* I want to write them beautifully, but they always turn out wrong! *points to three wads of paper suspended from the ceiling* That one, too abstract! This one, too far-fetched! This one... too CLICHÉ! And now-"
"What's this, Goddess? A critic! He is ugly! UGLY! UGLY! UGLY!!!